Saturday, July 6, 2013

[WHAT] Cultural differences

Tokyo
A man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt. Before the guy had a chance to apologise, the lady took a 90 degree bow, then said: "I am sorry to give you trouble! The quality of the skirt is not all that good." Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.

New York
A man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt Times Square . Before the guy had a chance to react, the lady pulled out a name card, gave it to him and said: "This is my lawyer's business card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment. It is better that you prepare yourself, then we will see you in court."

Paris
A French man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt. Before the man opened his mouth, the young lady said with a smile: "If you do not mind, a red rose can represent your apology." The French man bought her a rose, then they went to a bar, and lastly, they went to a small hotel discussing what was in the miniskirt.

London
An English man accidently tore the mini skirt of a young lady at Church Square by the Thames . Before he opened up his mouth, the lady covered the torn spot, then said with a blush on her face: "Do you mind taking me home sir? I live very close..." The English man took his jacket off, put on her shoulders, call a cab, then took her home safely.

China
A man accidently cut open the miniskirt of a young lady in Chong Qing. Before the man said anything, the young lady slapped the guy, then: "You sex maniac. Dare to take advantage of me, I will send you to the labour camp..."

Taiwan
A man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt in Ximending. Before the guy started to speak, the girl smiled and said: "We have not come up with a price yet, and you are going to inspect the merchandise?"

Hong Kong
A man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt at Times Square. Before the man opened his mouth, the girl screamed: "XXX your XXX, you think I am the cheap item on the street? Watch out, I will find someone to pierce your
skin."

Korea
On the street of Yinchong, a man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt. Before the man could speak, the girl gave him a round kick, then said: "Don't you know that I am a second degree black belt in Tai Kwan Dao."

Thailand
A man accidently tore the miniskirt of an 18 year-old- girl in Bangkok. Before the man could apologise, the girl said with a gesture: "No worries honey, ......we all men."

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